Flogging a rocking horse,

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theo/Draco, Theo/Zacharias
Warning(s): None for this chapter.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: There are a few lines here lifted directly from DH. Also, I once again must apologise for the considerable lag between updates– hopefully this chapter being nearly double the usual length will make it up to all of you. A much-belated birthday gift for blossomslut.


( Chapter 15 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Not much in this chapter. A bit of Tracey/Daphne if you squint.
Warning(s): Violence.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 14 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Surprise.
Warning(s): Light violence.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: I really do apologise for the huge delay between chapters. Between the end of the school year and then having surgery, I just haven't had the chance. But here it is, and I will try not to have such a huge gap between this and chapter 14.


( Chapter 13 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco overall.
Warning(s): Light violence.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 12 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco.
Warning(s): None this chapter.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 11 )

1.
- Reply to this post, and I will pick a random assortment of your icons.
- Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
- Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.

( Icon meme. )

List (in no particular order) ten some fictional characters you wouldn't kick out of bed.

( This is a totally gratuitous meme. )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco.
Warning(s): None for this chapter.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 10 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco.
Warning(s): None for this chapter.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: My apologies for the delay between chapter 8 and this one. This particular chapter is for _houdinilogic_, who has managed to wheedle me into focusing on Draco's POV for once.


( Chapter 9 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco, Tracey/Daphne.
Warning(s): None for this chapter.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: No one plays mind games like a Slytherin.


( Chapter 8 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco
Warning(s): Violence.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 7 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco
Warning(s): Implied abuse/violence.
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 6 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco
Warning(s): None
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: Yes, I did it. I actually wrote the sex scene instead of fading-to-black like I usually do. And what's more, I'm pretty pleased with it. Smut, and a chapter almost double the usual length. Enjoy.


( Chapter 5 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG this chapter
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco
Warning(s): None
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 4 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13 this chapter
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco, references to Draco/Blaise.
Warning(s): None
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 3 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13 this chapter
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco eventually.
Warning(s): None
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.


( Chapter 2 )

Title: Going Nowhere Fast
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG so far
Pairing(s): Theodore/Draco overall. This chapter, Theo/Tracey, Draco/Pansy, and Blaise/Daphne.
Warning(s): None
Summary: Growing up changes you. War changes everything.
A/N: I so do not have time for a multichap right now, but who am I to resist my muse?


( Chapter 1 )

fem_exchange Fic 2: The Femmeslash Strikes Back!


Title: Les Anges
Author: acidpop25
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1,016 words
Pairing(s): Gabrielle/Fleur with reference to Fleur/Bill.
Summary: Gabrielle and Fleur have an evening alone at Shell Cottage. (DH-compliant, including the epilogue).
Warning(s): Very light dirty talk, hints of D/s. Adultery. Oh, also incest, in case that wasn't obvious.
A/N: Written for sweetcarolanne; the original request can be found here, and the original post on the comm is here. This was a pinch-hit that I quite literally wrote all in one sitting, all in one day. It was a completely unfamiliar pair, and Gabrielle was an unfamiliar character (though Fleur I know), and I am heavily indebted to sweetcarolanne's ship manifesto on this one. Smutty and lightly romantic and utterly outside my normal Angsty and Ambiguous™, this one really stretched my range in the opposite direction, and I'm very pleased with how it turned out.


( Les Anges )

fem_exchange reveals are up, and you know that that means. It's crosspost time!

Title: Conversations in a Madhouse
Author: acidpop25
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1,217 words
Pairing(s): Luna/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Morag, Luna/Morag
Summary: Sometimes, you don’t need prison bars.
Warning(s): Noncon (impaired consent/drugging), bondage, blood/knife play, object insertion, mindfuck.
A/N: Written for sappholococcus; the original request can be found here and the comm post is located here. Writing this one gave me fits; darkfic and mindfuck, of course, are beloved favourites of mine, but I had never written either Bellatrix or Morag, and, seriously, when was the last time you saw me write smut, much less kinky smut? Right, exactly. So it was a bit outside my usual writing zone, but oh man, I am so happy with how it turned out. I owe giant thanks, also, to lipsticked for looking it over and reassuring my panicky self at the 11th hour.


( Conversations in a Madhouse )

Title: Burned
Author: acidpop25
Rating: Soft R
Pairing: Salazar/Helga
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 1,137
Summary: “We shouldn’t... I cannot do this,” Helga says, but her voice is nowhere near as steady as she wants it to be.
A/N: A gift for my darling Cat.



( I knew there was a reason we keep you about, Helga. )

Title: Rest
Author: acidpop25
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Regulus
Warning(s): Canonical character death.
Word Count: ≈620
Summary: All the world's a stage, and they're in a tragedy.
A/N: A gift for crystalusagi. Happy holidays, sweetheart!


( Everything starts somewhere. )